Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time

A collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published--from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To.

This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like: The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do HandsCooking with Breast MilkPossessed Toys: A Buying GuideUnfortunate Gluing AccidentsCamel Toes Through History Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing...even if your ideas are totally horrible.

About the Author

Graham Johnson, after being rudely interrupted by a thirty-year career in advertising, is now back to creating ideas for books that will be intentionally rejected, as well as products that should have been rejected (like invisible action figures and timetables for time travel machines). Graham has reassessed his priorities and has realized that figurines made of air and a timetable for a means of travel that doesn't exist yet are a far more useful contribution to society.

Rob Hibbert is a successful copywriter by day. By night, he’s a failed comedy writer. Some of his fails include: badly writing a book (Images You Should Not Masturbate To), poorly writing a web series ("How to Talk Australians") and inadequately writing a TV pilot ("I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better"). He’s also failed at stand-up comedy.

Author Residence: Melbourne, Australia

Author Hometown: Sydney, Australia