Chronicle Books Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar
Chronicle Books Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar

Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar

By Dave Tarnowski

$15.99

Publication Date: July 21, 2026

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From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2027 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t.

24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar

DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept–Dec 2026 at a glance.

SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk—anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.

PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.

THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!and Sorry in advance for making things weird: A Disappointing Affirmations Collectionbooks, plus Disappointing Affirmations pencil set, postcard book, sticker book, affirmation deck, card game, daily calendar, and more! You won’t be disappointed.

Perfect for:
  • College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce
  • Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
  • Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
  • Fans of satire and sarcastic humor 
  • Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general

About the Author

Dave Tarnowski is the bestselling author of Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams! and the creator of hundreds of viral memes over the course of a decade. He lives in New York with his trauma. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.

Format: Wall Calendar

Pages: 24

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Publication Date: July 21, 2026

ISBN: 9781797236940

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